April 24, 2025 By Tiana Rae

I don’t usually do this TikTok drama, influencer gossip mess. That whole world? Not really my scene. But every now and then, someone says something so real, so unhinged in the exact right way, it echoes in my soul.

And today? That someone was Bhad Bhabie.

She said: “Get it fucking together bitches.” And I swear, I felt that in my spine.

Because some of y’all got a whole lot to say, and not a single thing to stand on. You move like you’re bulletproof, like karma’s on vacation, like “finessing” your way through life is a full-time personality trait.

But here’s the thing: I’ve watched you talk all that shit and still end up folding like a thrift store lawn chair. You throw shade, you fake-smile, you dress like a Bratz doll in distress and then cry victim when someone calls you out.

Tramp C? Yeah, I said it. You’re real comfortable running around yelling, “I’ll f**k your man” — but can barely keep your own life from falling apart. Real loud for someone who can’t even keep the same best friend for more than six weeks.

Meanwhile, I’m sitting back, sipping my little iced chai, knowing I don’t need to post my business on the timeline to feel powerful.