April 23, 2025

Author: Damien Blackwood

I bet you’ve always wondered what those Easter eggs are painted with, haven’t you? They’re so vibrant, so perfect, you can’t help but admire them as they decorate your home. But there’s a dark secret behind that color. Look closely, because it’s right in front of you.

Look down. Do you see the blood gushing out of your stomach, pooling around your feet, staining the floor beneath you?

That’s right. It’s not just paint. It’s organic human-based paint—your paint, to be exact.

You were always so trusting, so carefree, celebrating the season like it was just a simple tradition. Little did you know, I’ve been watching, waiting. The Easter Bunny isn’t some cute, fluffy mascot—it’s a figure of horror, a twisted creature that feeds off your ignorance and your joy.

Every year, while you were off hiding eggs and laughing with friends or family, we were preparing. You see, the paint on those eggs? It’s a special mix. Human blood, harvested at just the right time. And the best part? You volunteered to make it possible. Each year, the bunnies gather what we need. A little slice of your flesh, a little spill of your blood, all for the sake of tradition.

And you’re not the only one. No, there are others out there, scattered across the world, none the wiser to the fact that they’ve been feeding the painted eggs with their own life force.

But you? You got too close. You looked too deep, and now you know the truth. That’s why I had to show you—had to let you feel what it’s like when the paint is real, when it’s yours. Your flesh, your essence, feeding the holiday you thought was just about candy and joy.

The pain will only get worse, you know. As you slip, as the darkness closes in, the bunnies will continue their work. They’ll paint more eggs. More blood. More life force. And all you’ll be now is another piece in the never-ending cycle of Easter.

But don’t worry. I’ll make sure you’re remembered. You’ll be a part of the tradition too, after all.

Happy Easter. From your friend, the Evil Easter Bunny.